I know, I know. It’s Thursday. But, the day got away from me yesterday. Besides, I doubt these women would ever listen to me anyway, so what the heck?
I am beginning to believe that fame is the antidote to love. Kryptonite. The fastest way to the divorce court. So, here’s my advice to counter all that bad mojo.
1. Fame or love. Choose. As Kelly Canter says in the movie, Country Strong, you can’t have both. (Something tells me you all pay attention to advice from movies. This one is worth listening to.)
2. Focus on each other, especially at first. Your friends, and quite frankly, your family can wait. Also, in case you didn’t know it (Kim) living with relatives is just a bad idea, all around. And, living with your sisters is probably the worst thing you can ever do to a man.
3. He/she married you. Isn’t that a positive signal? As long as you find each other attractive, who cares what anyone else thinks? (Really, Demi, you’re hot. Why are you smokin’ the house plants?)
4. He/she needs to be number one on your to-do list. You have to spend time with each other to stay connected. (This one’s for you, Heidi.) So, anything that comes up, simply weigh it against spending time with your significant other. Sometimes other things do win. But, they often shouldn’t. 
Jada, I don’t know what to tell you as I have a feeling you are smarter than me when it comes to men. Therefore, I shall ignore the rumors that there is trouble in the Pinkett-Smith household due to “separate lives.”
5. Last but not least, do not pay attention to rumors. No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. No one. This is true even for celebrities who allow their lives to be filmed. Who really knows what happens in the editing room?
As I am a tabloid junkie, I can tell you that the Heidi/Seal split was because he had a horrendous and scary temper. Maybe you should add “Don’t threaten to kill your spouse in front of the children” to your list.
No wonder she never spent any time with him! Okay, consider that added.
I read in a gossip magazine (don’t judge me) the other day that Bethany someone who has a reality show said that she hasn’t had sex with her husband in six months and that their marriage is in trouble.
You think?
My advice, from my inexpert POV, would be not to blab to gossip mags about your marital issues and especially not to say that your husband’s penis has cobwebs on it.
OMG. I don’t think she’ll be gettin’ any anytime soon either!