Suzanne

May 102012
 

Here’s the thing about birthdays. They only come once a year, so celebrating for just one day seems a bit austere. I take a week, which this year included a wine tasting-pairing dinner, two separate evenings at friend’s homes, and a home and garden tour in celebration of Historic Garden Week. Naturally, each event involved food (even Garden Week).

Speaking of Garden Week, it poured buckets this year. But, I made sure to apologize to all the estate homeowners as my Hunter’s dragged cut grass from their gardens across their orientals. After four stops, my friend Gretchen (who gifted me the tour) and I found the rain had generated quite an appetite. We saw that Keswick Country Club was on the Garden Week list, so why not grab a nosh there? It never occured to us — when the  waitress asked for our membership number — that we we were essentially crashing. Apparently Garden Week only extends to the outside. But, oh, well, we had already ordered and, after agreeing to pay in cash, they let us nosh anyway.

My friends Tracey and Jacob through a gourmet feast for me one night. I was greeted at the door with a welcome cocktail. It didn’t occur to me to take a picture until it was gone. But, yes, it involved vodka.

And, look at how the vodka stayed chilled!  (There are clearly more things one can do with a garden than tour it.)

The first course.

Which involved more beverages.

And more food (we must get our vegetable and fruit servings in).

The main course was also healthy (trout!).

And, Jacob was sure to remove the head and tail for me. (Some day I’ll have to tell you the story about me being in a Paris 4 star restaurant, and getting yelled at by the French chef when I asked them to remove the head and tail. I was scarred for life.)

Much more wine was consumed throughout. And, of course, we had to have a little chocolate in between as well. Enter the chocolate lips.

The lips really got into the spirit of things as the night progressed.

Then, of course we had to have official dessert. Yes, that is a red velvet mini cupcake on top, which was mine. ALL MINE. And, because it was so small, that meant I got to have several more, of course.

And, because one can never have too much chocolate, we had hot chocolate in real chocolate cups.

I spent Sunday sugar-detoxing.  But, it was worth it.

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May 072012
 

Some days just require some rambling and randomity. Today is such a day.

What have I been up to, you wonder? So glad you asked.

You haven’t heard from me in a while because I was too busy turning another year old. I tend to celebrate my birthday for no less than 2 weeks with friends and family dinners, outings and other frivolity. A photo pictorial of one particular birthday dinner thrown by friends Jacob and Tracey are forthcoming. Here is a preview. This was only 1 of 5 courses. (I count the welcome cocktail as one course, BTW.)

All the partying has me a tad fuzzy headed. This morning, instead of writing “Got it” to my client I wrote “Go tit.” Yeah, it’s gonna be a good day.

What has Callum been up, you wonder? So glad you asked.

I have learned from taking His Royal Cuteness to puppy class that puppy class has nothing to do with training said puppy and everything to do with training their owners. And, the owners of the pit bull who keeps trying to put Callum into wrestling holds aren’t getting it. I give it one more class before I begin to beat said pit bull with a chair squeaky toy until the owners get that Callum running away from one end of the training pod to the other has nothing to do with “playing” but rather “escaping.” (No pictures or video were taken of stated encounters because I wanted both hands available to strangle said pit bull at any moment.)

Also, why is my dog so obsessed with my dirty laundry, and why, in particular, does he insist on dropping my underwear (he is partial to thongs) and bras at the feet of my stepson when he visits? Shutting the laundry room door and putting the basket Way Up There does nothing to deter this habit. I think he might be pissed about puppy class (even though he comes back so bloated with treats that his puppy class rivals my birthday dinner of 5 courses).

End of today’s rambling.

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May 062012
 

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

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May 062012
 

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ~Agatha Christie

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