It is a myth that your Ipod, which you’ve dropped into the bathtub, can be dried out and restored by putting it into a bag of rice in the freezer. It’s dead. The InStyle magazine that went into the tub with it also cannot be resurrected by hanging it over a chair on the porch. [...]
Some days just require some rambling and randomity. Today is such a day. What have I been up to, you wonder? So glad you asked. You haven’t heard from me in a while because I was too busy turning another year old. I tend to celebrate my birthday for no less than 2 weeks with friends [...]
I am going on sabbatical this summer for 6 weeks to work on some book projects. One of my goals is to find my mind again. I have clearly lost it. For instance, today I go to the gym, but don’t stop to have my card scanned at the front, which is really, really hard [...]
Repeat after me: I will not log onto Zappos.com under the influence of pain medication. This is because the next day you open your door to this: And, only then do you remember logging on at all. Once I opened the box it all came back to me in a rush. A hazy memory of sifting through 28 [...]
Hi. It’s me. I know you haven’t heard from me for a while. I’ve been busy being cut open. I wouldn’t change being a girl for anything. Except, now that I’m over 40, being a girl means all kind of fun hormonal things like perimenopause (pre-menopause for the uninitiated). This means when we grow up, [...]