Welcome to marriage. Oops, I got ahead of myself. I had an LBB recently lament that her new husband — once a self-proclaimed athlete with the six pack abs to prove it — has gotten, shall we say, a little too comfortable in his own skin. About three months into their new marriage, he simply [...]
We are about to find out folks. Husband and I started a 21 day purification program today. Smoothie for breakfast? Check. Vitamins and supplements? Yep. 8 ounces of water with greens and whey? I did it. 2 tsps of coconut oil. Downed. More supplements. You betcha. One half of a grapefruit because I was feeling [...]
The other day Husband spent 15 minutes trying to get my back garters attached. You see, I was throwing a little Christmas soiree and decided to wear this sparkly skirt (that I’ve owned for 5 years but could never fit into until — magically – I managed to get it over my hips that day [...]
Okay, folks, give it up. Your preferred bed make and manufacturer, that is. Husband and I need a new bed. I’m not taking this one lying down anymore. We’re talking full-scale sleeping revolution. We’re buying a king sized bed. The queen must abdicate. Exit. Vamoose. Sayonara sister. I stand by my (very unscientific) research on [...]
Much fun has been made about marital “celebrity clauses.” In case you’ve been under a rock the last 20 years, a celebrity clause in the marriage contract means that if the celebrity you’ve been secretly fantasizing about all these years suddenly shows up at your doorstep and offers themselves, you are perfectly within your rights [...]